America has a new president and vice president. Thank Christ. Are they going to do a better job than the last shit-show? Well when the bar’s that low aside from throwing a kegger for a bunch of tweekers in the Rose Garden and hosting regular Friday night cock fights on CNN I don’t think they’ll have too much of a problem not stooping to those lows for the time being. That leaves the folks behind who backed Trump, his MAGA crew. First off, I don’t like clubs much now that I’m an adult. Anybody who tries to tell me I have to act one way or I’m out I’ve never been a fan of and if your agenda is mostly cutting slack to a few disgustingly rich and white men I’m definitely not going to your rallies but that was then, this is now. If you were a MAGA clone and after the mostly white supporters stormed the capital (I’ve had friends argue that black people were involved too and to that I say crazy is the one thing that’s not racist, it knows no skin colour) and you believe the election was somehow stolen I’ve got no hope for you. You were a mess before all this started and no one outside of who follows you on Facebook is coming to help and even those people don’t care about you past hitting a like button when you drink yourself to death. Okay, you voted for the white guy in 2016 because you didn’t like the smart woman or 8 years of the smart black guy scared you or you always vote GOP no matter what (moron) or you bought into the idea that a guy married 3 times, bankrupted a casino and borrowed up to his eyeballs with Russian backed German bank was the guy that was going to make you rich but it’s over. I get it, we all have moments where reason takes a holiday but accountability is the order of the day now and it’s maybe time to stand up, shake it off and try harder next time with a guy/gal who can pay attention in security meetings and is not nursing a fast-food addiction that would stroke out a thoroughbred. And no one is coming for the guns otherwise America would have nothing to prove to other countries just how bat-shit crazy we can be.